The ten best sentences in fiction or nonfiction

“It was a fine cry — loud and long — but it had no bottom and it had no top, just circles and circles of sorrow.”More.

I dunno, seems to me at least one should have come from here: “Badges? We ain’t got no badges! We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinking badges!”

And how about this one:

Bacon Alert!

The Apple Inc. (NASDAQ: AAPL) iPhone can now be adapted into an alarm clock that wakes up its owners to the smell of bacon. The Oscar Mayer Institute for the Advancement of Bacon has created an app and a device that attaches to the iPhone. The novelty of the product surpasses most other uses of the iPhone, whatever its real utility may be. — More.